Good evening commisonaire, how are you, your lovely wife and all the little commisionaires! Man is the master and women's place is in the. I have fixed your doorbell from the ringing, there will be no charge Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you! The greater the odds the greater the challange! This is a very serious matter and everyone is this reuoom is under the suspicions
#THE PINK PANTHER PLAY SCRIPT FULL#
Wait 'til you see the full effect with the himp!!
That the professor and his daughter have been kidnapped Professor Auguste Balls: When duty calls.you've got balls! You were the Chief Inspector.before you went crazy. its all part of life's rich pagentry you kneau. I suggest you count your bees, you may find that one of them is missing Kato! You have turned my apartment into a.a.Chinese nooky factory! Yeu need a neuw FLINT! (said to Dreyfus as he is trying to shoot Clouseau, who thinks the gun is a lighter) The old closet ploy, I do enjoy a good closet ploy
I arrest you all in the name of the leahw!Īhh. This is your employer speaking.I am calling off the attack.Įhh, scungili, ziti, Al Pacino, viva zapata I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious) (after dismounting the parallel bars onto the stairway) I was known as the Pavlover of the parallels. Is there anybody hiding there in the dark? Until we meet again and the case is sol-ved You have ra-ceived a bimp, One could get a concusion from such a bimp Kato, my little yellow friend, I am home!įrançois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? A Behm? AhhhaaaahhhaaaooowwĬlouseau: Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting one?. This IZ Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the pheaun Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Inn Keeper: I do not know what a REUM iz!Ĭlouseau: That is what I have been saying you idiot! REUM!Ĭlouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him)
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